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March 10, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

I’m working in hospitality, serving drinks at large events. This girl catches my eye, who’s also working there. We have a mutual friend, and I get her number, but it’s too loud to talk very much. We exchange text messages for a couple weeks and arrange a date. I’m quite excited, and she’s been on my mind.
Just before our date - she calls me as she’s coming into town. This is the point I find out she has an awful, incredibly high pitched voice, which ruins everything for me.
I decide on the spot to bring my flatmate along to the date, and the horror finishes after a drink.